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The Button

I want a button.

I want a big button sitting on my desk that, when I press it, every SUV on the face of the planet will simultaneously explode in a huge ball of flames.

I was following an SUV out of the parking lot and the driver drove 30 feet out of his way to avoid... a SPEEDBUMP!

Not only is this jackass absurd for buying a vehicle that is supposedly designed for traversing rugged terrain but can't handle the enormously unsettling fright of a speed bump, but proceeded to use up even more fuel than is grotesquely normal for these gas guzzling monstrosities as he drove extra distance to go around the mountain of blacktop in his way.