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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I bought porn for kion (-10 points). In February I gave levanah a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I pulled over and changed topdowngeekgirl's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday I punched ceebaby in the arm (-10 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, elsparquito (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5015 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
brokenpipe

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6 things about me

Once tagged by this entry, the assignment is to write a blog entry of some kind with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends and tag them; no tag backs. This explanation should be included.

Tagged by fearlesspookie

1. I was born on Friday the 13th. Consequently, 13 is my lucky/favorite number.
2. I am a freak for pumpkin pie. I could literally eat several whole pies in one sitting if I had a larger stomach.
3. I was engaged at age 19. Broke up 1.5 years later. She was my first.
4. I'm horrible with money. I can't save worth a damn. I like spending my money on myself and the people around me way too much.
5. I've never had a cavity. I've never broken a bone. I've never had surgery. Maybe I'm like Bruce Willis in Unbreakable...

Ok, I tag: topdowngeekgirl elsparquito cerebus805 kion deskitty mrpoptart
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