The drink lines were stupidly long, so we all got 4 beers each. We took our beers over to a spot next to a dome and set them down on the ground and stood around them to protect them from foot traffic. Jim had brought two ping pong balls because he had hoped to play beer pong at the pre-party. We put 2 and 2 together and got...
BEER PONG IN A FREAKING NASA HANGAR
How can you pass up a chance to do that? You can't. I dare you to try.
So, we set up a couple triangles of beer and Jim and I started to play. It took a while because we're not accustomed to the low angle of trajectory and seated position and small vertical dimension of playing field. But, eventually, I won.
We figured that beer pong has never been played in that hangar ever before, if not at NASA as a whole. So, I declared myself the NASA Beer Pong Champion.
If any actual beer pong has been played at NASA, I challenge the champion of said beer pong to a match!